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30 Funny St. Patrick's Day Jokes for Kids

These 30 hilariously funny St. Patrick's Day Jokes for Kids will have you "Dublin" over with laughter in no time. 

This list includes one-liners and knock-knocks that are clean, appropriate, and punny jokes about leprechauns, four-leaf clovers, and all things green that are not only great fun for kids but will make the adults giggle too.

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"Irish" you will work these St. Patrick's Day jokes in this year because every day is a good day for a laugh, especially when it's St. Patrick's Day.

I have also included a free printable of all the jokes on one page so that you can easily share them with your family, friends, classroom, and more.

Funny St. Patrick's Day Jokes for Kids!

  • How can you spot a jealous shamrock? It will be green with envy!
  • What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock!
  • Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover? You might press your luck!
  • What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick’s Day? Sham-rock and roll.
  • Where can you always find a shamrock? In the dictionary.
  • What's an Irish jig at McDonald's called? A Shamrock Shake
  • How can you spot a jealous shamrock? It will be green with envy!
  • What do you call a big Irish spider? Paddy long legs!
  • Why do leprechauns prefer dollar bills to coins? Because they’re green!
  • Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house? He wanted to sit on the Paddy O’!
  • Why are so many leprechauns florists? They have green thumbs!
  • Why do leprechauns recycle? They like to go green!
  • What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal? Lucky Charms!
  • What happens if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? You get a rash of good luck!
  • What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail? A lepre-con!
  • How is a good friend like a four-leaf clover? They’re hard to find!
  • What kind of bow can’t be tied? A rainbow!
  • Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Regular rocks are too heavy.
  • Knock-knock! Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
  • Knock-knock! Who’s there? Warren. Warren who? Warren anything green for St. Patrick’s Day?
  • What kind of spells do leprechauns use? Lucky Charms!
  • When does a leprechaun cross the road? When it turns green!
  • What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended? Game clover!
  • How do you know if an Irishman is having fun? He’s Dublin over with laughter!
  • What do you call a bad Irish dance? A jig mistake.
  • Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day? Because they're always wearing green.
  • How can you tell if a potato is not from Ireland? When it’s a French fry.
  • What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? A Jolly Green Giant.
  • Who was St. Patrick’s favorite superhero? Green Lantern.
  • Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? Because he could not afford a plane.

Get the Free Jokes Printable Here!

I have also included a free printable below that includes a few St. Patrick's Day Jokes for Kids lunchbox notes perfect for sending with your kiddos the week of St. Patrick's Day. They will get a kick out of these hilarious little notes and they are all appropriate enough they can share with their classmates and teachers.

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